Road Rage Anonymous Anyone?

THE COMMUTE

Ah every morning is the same.... It's always a mad dash to the freeway...there is always someone who decides to go 45 when the speed limit is 50. This is my ULTIMATE pet peeve! As I creep up behind the offender my grip on the steering wheel tightens, my blood pressure raises and finally the shout out "oh come on-move it" followed by some explicit word muttered under my breath. If the sign says 50 and you are going 45 the roads better be completely iced over, covered in snow drifts or a semi-truck has turned over spilling its cargo of watermelons across the road.

Our freeway has been under construction for over a year now so traffic is always backed up...so I have to find things to entertain my mind or I would fall asleep at the wheel.

Things I have seen while driving to and from work....

My favorite bumper sticker:
Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.

Man eating a corn dog at 7:30 AM

Ladder in the middle of the freeway...you'd think you would have seen that flying out of the back of your truck

Someone plowed over a goose...looked like someone had a pillow fight down I-84

Referring to my comment earlier..there was an actual semi-truck that over turned and sent a whole truck load of watermelons rolling across the overpass.

Then the license plate where people like to express themselves. Here are a few random samplers:

FLIPN A

HTSHTS (this one could be taken two different ways...hot shots or as my dad would come up with hot sh#ts)

junkshw (do not want to know what "junk" you are showing)

Lot's of people who think they are cute...

QT
QTI 1

BEUUTY (very nice looking JAGUAR but a cougar was driving)

PATTIWGN (just made me laugh)

I DRILR (I Leslie, you reader)

WELD IT (I wouldn't trust this guy to weld anything...his rapist maroon van looked like he welded together)

ORACLE (alright)

BBS TOY

PUNKIN

BACABOO (??)

BGBEN (I turned the corner and this MAN was digging for a real big one FROM his nose)

YRK SS (Kip off of Napoleon Dynamite was driving this SS Camaro)

IMUP4IT

LAUGHTR

H2 JOE (oh look someone who has way too much money and drives a Hummer..well isn't that special)

GRAMA D (I think the back window covered with stuffed animals gave it away..grandma)

MYLDBUG (I translated this one as MY LADY BUG..however I was a little confused about the driver...it was a man in a huge dodge pickup truck with a tiger decal on the back window...hmmmm)

RUOK

PNK LDY

TWITCHY

ANGLKTY

PAITFWD

H8TN ME (buddy I'm not "hatin" you...you drive a souped-up red rice rocket with tires that are the size of my dinner plate and your engine sounds like a blender)

BEDBUGS (Top Gun pest Control)

THATGUY (this one just made me laugh...guy driving a mini PURPLE truck)

Finally....

DRMCTHR ( the dream catcher mobile, this GUY went all out. Dream catchers in the windows...on the rear view mirror..and even dream catcher decals...did I mention it was a mini van)